Lawrence Brewers Guild

I just heard a crash. Went downstairs and found some of my barware on the floor. Looked around and on top of my bar, all stretched out was a black snake. Bastard dropped behind my kegerator and played hell getting him out. I was on the phone to my wife at the time and i could hear her scream all the way from her office. My neighbor said he just dropped by for a homebrew. Now i need some names for the next beer in the snakes honor....oh, told the wife i killed it, but i really didnt. He better not come back for another visit!!

Ah the joys of country life. No eritating neighbors. No city lights blocking out the stars. Quiet evenings. Black snakes....black snakes? Yeah...country life...It is nice to see the stars though.

Andy's Snake Wranglin Weizen...or sompin like that. Better make it a Dunkel.

Cheers!

John

"Wife-Frightenin', Beer Drinkin' Black Snake Stout"

Okay, might be hard to fit on a label... eh, wrap it around the bottle like a good constrictor would.

Matt