Lawrence Brewers Guild

My first conversation with a Wisconcinite after arriving in Richland Center:

I set down a 6 pack of New Glarus Spotted Cow, and a pack of fresh cheese curd on the counter and hand the female clerk my credit card

Clerk: Hi There!
Me: Hello.
Clerk: Have you tried naked?
Me: Not yet, I have been meaning to give it a try though.
Clerk: You should! I didn't think anything was better than the cow until I tried naked. It's awesome.
Me: Yeah? I am a big oof-da fan.
Clerk: Oof-da is getting pretty popular around here. How about squirrel?
Me: Not a fan of the squirrel. I am not a brown person.
Clerk: Yeah, I guess you kinda have to be.
Me: Yeah.
Clerk: Welp here you go, have a good one, and make sure to try naked!
Me: I will definitely do so. Have a good night.


Walking out, I realized something. If the six people in line behind me, didn't drink New Glarus, that would have been one F'd up conversation to observe.

I am not a brown person?!?!?! Wow, that could me misread.

Good times to be had here. Goin to eat curd and drink the cow for breakfast.

I love that story!! Thanks for sharing!!

That's hilarious.