My first conversation with a Wisconcinite after arriving in Richland Center:
I set down a 6 pack of New Glarus Spotted Cow, and a pack of fresh cheese curd on the counter and hand the female clerk my credit card
Clerk: Hi There!
Me: Hello.
Clerk: Have you tried naked?
Me: Not yet, I have been meaning to give it a try though.
Clerk: You should! I didn't think anything was better than the cow until I tried naked. It's awesome.
Me: Yeah? I am a big oof-da fan.
Clerk: Oof-da is getting pretty popular around here. How about squirrel?
Me: Not a fan of the squirrel. I am not a brown person.
Clerk: Yeah, I guess you kinda have to be.
Me: Yeah.
Clerk: Welp here you go, have a good one, and make sure to try naked!
Me: I will definitely do so. Have a good night.
Walking out, I realized something. If the six people in line behind me, didn't drink New Glarus, that would have been one F'd up conversation to observe.
I am not a brown person?!?!?! Wow, that could me misread.
Good times to be had here. Goin to eat curd and drink the cow for breakfast.
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"If your feelings were grapes I would crush them. And then, after fermentation, drink them down. And quite possibly later, throw them up again."
John Monaghan
"If your feelings were grapes I would crush them. And then, after fermentation, drink them down. And quite possibly later, throw them up again."
I love that story!! Thanks for sharing!!
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Lupulin Threshold Shift
lupulin threshold shift \lu·pu·lin thresh·old shift\ n
1. When a once extraordinarily hoppy beer now seems pedestrian.
2. The phenomenon a person has when craving more bitterness in beer.
3. The long-term exposure to extremely hoppy beers; if excessive or prolonged, a habitual dependence on hops will occur.
4. When a "Double IPA" just is not enough
Lupulin Threshold Shift
lupulin threshold shift \lu·pu·lin thresh·old shift\ n
1. When a once extraordinarily hoppy beer now seems pedestrian.
2. The phenomenon a person has when craving more bitterness in beer.
3. The long-term exposure to extremely hoppy beers; if excessive or prolonged, a habitual dependence on hops will occur.
4. When a "Double IPA" just is not enough
